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(via imgTumble)Let’s quote the bible when it matters to us but ignore the majority of the bible because it doesn’t help the image we’re trying to portray.
-Every Christian extremist every where
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The new D album is both awesome music and god damn comedy gold.
Holy shit
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MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS.
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS:
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS:
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE:
LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK:
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS:
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG:
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING, IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT:
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK:
AND MORE LIZARDS:
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK:
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER:
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS:
HEY, I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE:
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER:
AND THIS GUY:
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO:
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING:
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS:
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD:
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.P.S.
AUSTRALIAAAAA FUCK YEAH
You forgot about the BLOBFISH!! Can’t forget about the BLOBFISH!!
Are these the gen VI pokemon?
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